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Latest news from Manchester United: they beat Perth Glory last night 2:0. No surprise there! It was a very cold night: too late for anyone in their right mind to be out watching football with a kick-off at 7.00 p.m.
On Friday, amid great secrecy, their Assistant Coach was rushed to hospital with a suspected overdose, but his wife claimed it was dehydration caused by stress and overwork. The press will pursue it and find out! Meanwhile, Liverpool FC supporters living in Perth were apparently disgruntled that their team had not been invited here and chartered a light plane to fly past Crown and the Stadium, towing a banner which read “Liverpool FC - 6 X winners of European Cup”.